Wednesday, 9 April 2008

discussion about hot

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What do you mean by “hot”?
Of course it’s not a normal hot e.g.: Fuck! This noodle it’s too hot!
The hot that I mean is a hot girl or hot guy mean.
For a guy or ♂ to say a girl is hot is quite easy, as long as the girl pass the minimal criteria such as NORMAL big breast ( *I don’t know what a bra size, so I can’t say it precisely) but of course not a demon hell big boobs that even can beat a cow’s boobs or a ***** boobs. Of course not an A cup, this one I know, I know how A cup look like and quite…. (no comment! I think B or C is ok or more) and of course you don’t want a panda’s breast that grow long2 down. If u see the nipples must at the centre, not too big and not too smallà this one is the last thing to consider! Ok, now, if guy’s eyes look down a bit, they gonna observe what so called ass. The ass of course not too big, not too small, not too high and not too down. Just like u merge 4 cells in Microsoft excel then right click, choose format cells and choose alignment, there u can choose the position of your text, for vertical column choose center and for horizontal column choose center. There u gonna have a perfectly center of your text. Just like perfect ass those guys say hot. The big or small of the ass is depends on the ass owner’s body. So I can’t explain in for the further details, if u want a details, just make an appointment with me and I will explain for you what so called PROPOTIONAL BODY (including ass n boobs)
You guys know my goddess right… ok, that one I say quite perfect! Just fine!
Oh yeah, the face also important too (sometimes). What I explained is for Asian type. Not other type. The easiest perfect girl example is Lucy from fairy tail manga. Just check from http://www.onemanga.com/Fairy_Tail go find the girl named Lucy
*oh ya! A cup girl, don’t think that I demoralize (it doesn’t meant lose your moral, check dictionary!) you. As long as you are attractive sure a lot of guys gonna like you, hot doesn’t mean she is pretty and pretty doesn’t mean you are hot.
Sorry, I can’t show u how a hot girl look like, if you want to see a completely or perfectly hot girl you must see when she naked, since stupid Indonesia government just launched the anti-pornographic program and banned all he SACRED PORN WEBSITE, and I afraid later when I give u the link u open, pam! Kena catch or I upload the pic and, pam! I kena catch. So, I really sorry

Now, is the time for the definition hot for a girl or female or ♀ is extremely different! They always say “different girl have a different opinion”. Yeah, I knew that. For guys, there is a proper criteria or border line for the “hot”. But even for the same Asian ok not even Asian even for the same race they don’t have a border line for “hot”. The average of the girl says that the hot guy is the cute and mucho/macho. I can explain mucho/macho (just check your dictionary). The point they want a real masculine guy. Now, come to cute I really-really have no idea what they called a cute guy. Since I am a guy, I can say and explain what guys mean by cute girl (I won’t explain all the details and border line, cos I haven’t do a small survey and synchronize the meaning of cute for a guy) and the funny thing is the irl can say another girl cute. Omg! How come a same sex’s individual says another individual cute? U can hear girl say to another girl “you are cute” or whatever that is. But u won’t hear a guy say cute to another guy except for “ooo! look there is a cute girl over there” They never say another guy is cute. That’s why I don’t know what the cute guy means. Any suggestion? So it’s quite hard for a girl to explain “hot”. Since they see about the attitude or all the stuff that so called INNER BEUTY whereas the guy only look for OUTER BEUTY except for certain type of guysàbut the definition of hot is still the same.
I don’t know whether girls also look for “Hot pocket” a.k.a. rich or “hot brain” a.k.a. smart. But for sure girls are far more complicated than guys maybe more advance since the bible freak ppl say that girls is created after guys, then of course God created them more advance than guys. Just like Nokia N95 far more advance than Nokia N90. Why? Because Nokia N95 is created after Nokia N90, just like female created after male.
At the last, averages of the girl want a hot guy, how to see they are hot? Sure must:
Taller than her
She thinks good looking (handsome n beauty is relative)
got a bit muscle (not an excess like wrestler) and 6 pack if can (not 1 pack)
not a flat ass, just like guys don’t like a flat as n breast
etc

They say hot is mean have a connection with sex appeal. According to guy’s definition of hot, yes it really-really extremely and really connected just like siblings to the sex appeal. But for the girl… hmm… I can a see there is a bit connection between hot and sex appeal but, somehow I really never ever understand how a guy can radiate an aura of sex appeal (human doesn’t have a pheromones). Maybe male more aggressive than female, since we are Homo sapiens and for all organisms that included in the kingdom of animalea ex: Panthera tigris. That male more aggressive in mating because they want to pass on their genetic materials and more bla bla bla (the boring bio explanation). That’s why most of the guy always look for the hot girl.
Somehow, (I don’t mean to be pervert and I never do this, ok maybe sometimes but really-really sometimes) guys always look for the breast and ass and some peoples say that they “like” it. They choose according to appearance, face and body. For the face, no explanation. For the body there is a scientific explanation, why they always look for breast and ass, ok according to some scientist and psychologist, this is because the guy’s mind is set by the idea that “big ass = easy when giving birth and big breast = a lot of milk to feed the child” somehow, I really2 have no comment for this explanation. Why? Because, in ancient time, in Chinese dynasty, when the king still ruling and the kung fu guys can fly here fly there (maybe they can fly across the continent, so they won’t waste some money for plane ticket, that why westerners go China and exterminate all the kung fu user by gun or anything, so they can make a airplane that can fly here n there too and sell it and gain some profit, like Boeing and Airbus, ok2 joke) the king choose their queen and primary concubine not by their face, but by their body appearance, big ass (big breast is a secondary option) so the queen can give birth for the prince easily. And the another concubine that the king fuck is choose by their face. That’s why the queen never pretty (if you see the real image, go google it!) don’t see the movie version, of course the actress pretty lah! That’s why the king need a lot of concubine, 1st batch of concubine and the queen is for the king can have a son, the 2nd batch of the concubine is for the king sex appeal (sure lah, 1st time fuck go fuck the big-big ass and not so pretty one of course later must revenge for all the …. And go fuck the pretty2 one since he is a king) back to the topic, so there is a reason for guys to look for the breast and ass before they marry and don’t say that they are a pervert (even somehow correct).

To Be Continued. ……

4 comments:

Shun Jie said...

boobs plz.

OneWay said...

PERVERT.. @.@"

OneWay said...

the idea of "hot" from gals point of view was partly contributed by me. =D

Jellybean said...

LOL @ Microsoft Excel explanation HAHAHAHA