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People behind the bLog…

Ok here got some my friends that stay in different country where we separated by sea and whatever…..

Enough for the stupid intro
To the point!
Peoples who inspire me.
Haiz…. Must say n explain them 1 by 1.
Oh, before I start, let me tell you the background story. This peoples is consist of a lot of human beings. But the founder are the 4 gay ass guy that always go to stupid diner where sometimes can be romantic or candle night but see, you come there with 3 male, very very sad isn’t it. That place so called Medan or at nigh the place is monopoly by 1 restaurant, Hock Kee Restaurant. This place sell a quite cheap food, so when you want to save money, just come to this place and eat! Normal price RM 5 and if you want extra rice it will become RM 5.50 where you can get so many many many many rice. Hmm if you done a bit calculation, it really save your money where by 50 cent you can get more rice oh ya, but make sure you order fried rie or fried mee hon or friend kwetiaw, if you order a white rice and some dishes, please DO NOT order for extra rice, later it will end up even worse (You eat a white rice because your dishes are finish unless) quite sad huh? Ok, this place offer a various kind of music genre. You can here a western pop mostly include westlife, etc and sometimes Chinese pop, and sometimes house music, and the worse one, sometimes the Thai Fuckin song or whatever language is that, I’m sure it isn’t mandarin, English, hokian, canton, tio ciu, etc so sure a thai since another 3 boring man say so. But this place sure will become one of our sweet memories, the topic during diner, sometimes we talk about our stupid subject, ass hole lecture, gossip, our friend’s magic aura, new **** that where you can find in xsocam or maybe after we watch we discussed about it, new movie, new manga, new anime, new hentai, discussed about homework, planned about KL trip, planned TGV and pyramid trip, plan evil place trip, discussed about girls that we know, discussed about guys that we know, discussed about Malaysia economic and politic (usually start by CL and J will give some short supportive idea then CYH that freak with Mahathir will talk about his lovely ex-prime minister and so on). How we end our conversation? When everyone finish their food, then the discussion will automatically come to the end. Usually the dinner discussion is start by Fuck word.Oh ya! The most important thing, Our memorable restaurant is closed. I think because its own implosion, 1st time you can see one fat-fat nice auntie with 1 uncle name William, the this auntie “kena” fired and substitute by an SM maid, then later this William also “kena” fired then substitute by a super-super stupid moron SM. The one that never change is the cashier pregnant auntie.


Other place to eat is Ja’afar mamak, where when one of us almost bankrupt or when we want to save some money, This is the only place where you can find super-super cheap food only 80 cent per dish, so I think the India guy over there sure will memorize our face. No one gonna come to the cashier and pay RM 1.60 or RM 2.40 then walk back home happily.

Another place, Orange, this place we quite hate to come because the servants are extremely stupid and we even say Medan servant is better. If come to this place to dinner sure the topic of our conversation become “How come a stupid-stupid person can exist in this world and they can’t extinct” or “What evolution have done to create SM” *SM is what we called the servant. You guys know right? Too much story to tell till I lazy to recall it one by one.

OK, back to main idea. People behind this stuff

1st, me!……………………….. (just imagine me and fill the dot-dot-dot stuff by yourself). Oh ya, sure the stuff that will into all of yours mind is this guys talk with a really-really broken English.

2nd, Yan Heng, this guy is the only guy that I ever meet that won’t survive without girl, doesn’t mean he is a playboy, he quite nice and kind. He sure always have a target to chase (that time he still single but now… wow, he has a girlfriend!) my other friends say he is a feeder in DOTA. I didn’t play DOTA so I don’t understand what they mean. But he seems quite piss off when they say him. He is kind, nice, loyal, funny, talkative, P surfer, facebookers, hentaiers, etc. he sure cursing me by now! But we have quite a memorable time. He quite good at managing something, very responsibly, so girls if you later “bum” with him and pregnant, don’t worry he will marry you!), Doctor freaker, and of course he is Ipoh kia. Have a lot of experience in relationship, but sure he is a good teacher in this stuff! Oh ya, some of them say he sohai, but I don’t think so. (see I’m good guy right!)

3rd, Chee Leong, this guy is a son of a teacher (haha not son of a *****. Teacher ok! Teacher!) so since he is son of a teacher sure he quite smart. Very funny, basketball player, thin-thin tall, like to act cool, hentaiers, P surfer, online game freaker, rascist, another crazy ass, always bring mp3 to whenever he go, just like mp3 is his wive, aways stript in the room that’s why I always say he sure have some special relationship with his roommate (CYH) during a night time, and never have a girlfriend.. a virgin huh! I don’t know wheteher he has that kin of feeling or not, but for sure he quite attracted to P***. Oh ya, he sure can draw manga quite well. Oh ya, he also like to play guitar even he isn’t a pro. A mosquito for J n 1way.

4th, J Liew, this is the cousin of my dear friend and his lovely cousin LSWang. Yup, he is the guitar fucker, gonna fuck for guitar for his entire live and if there is no girl in this woral as long as there is a guitar I think he can fuck it. If Marty Friedman want to find a gay mate he will sacrifice his body n soul and become a gay I think. Short-short long hair. But somehow he manage to have a girl friend. Funny huh? If you see how their realation go on, it’s super2 weird relationship that will make you confuse. Their romance start by teaching guitar lesson he teach 1way (girls name) and later become a lover and end up become the lovey-dovey and all the lesson also stop. Sure he is a heavy heantaiers, transformer freak, P surfer, Japan lover, quite arrogant, but sure his guitar skill is really amazing. Oh ya, if there is anyone he want to fuck other than his guitar is Erika Sawajiri in high school uniform or in nurse uniform.

The next one! They are a 3 musketeers, The Tans. The children of kota Bharu JP and bird nest tycoon.
5th Tan Joo Hor, Manga and game freaker, anime lover, NOT a HEANTAIRS, pure n virgin mind, a smart ass, and the only guys that I ever meet that I think maybe he will fuck USB port later. No intention and no interest for female. Haiz weird, but he has a big interest for anime character. Sometimes the big breast one like Matsumoto from Bleach. But I’m sure that he has no interest for porn and all stuff, poor JH must fuck a USB port, He is nice, loyal, funny, crazy, very kind. Hmmmm maybe he super trauma because his 1st porn is dog vs human. Poor thing. He usually become a DOTA captain and sure if one of his nakama do stupid thing (usually he always say feeding is stpid) he will schowled u like hell. Hmm quite scary…. But I hope he can find his soul mate in CC, hope he won’t fuck USB port. Oh ya, he never TFK

6th, the scary and mighty Tan Sin Jiang. I can’t say a lot of thing, if not later she will kill me. The one that I can say is, she like to compete with other people about some beauty stuff, and she care about her skin and bought a lot of skin care stuff. A princess maybe. Ok, I can’t say too much. The thing that you must remember is! DON’T MESS WITH HER OR SHE WILL KILL YOU FOR SURE OR MAKE YOU TO SUFFER TILL YOU DIE. A future Malaysia mafia leader ok!

7th, Tan Joo Khong, wow this guy must be perferct, the only perfect guy that I ever meet. Rich, Handsome, Smart, Got muscle, Masculine, etc. just everything girls want for a perfect guy. Nice, kind, etc… overall is perfect.

There are many more but I’ll explain in the next post!

To Be continued……