Wednesday 21 May 2008

lets talk about collecting!

SPECIALNOTE: THISPOST WON'T USEPROPER ENGLISH (BECAUSE OF THE AUTHOR LACK OF ABILITY) AND THERE WILL BE A LOT OFMISTYPE REGARDIG THE AUTHOR ABILITY IN EGLISH AND THE KEYBOARD THAT THE AUTHOR USE, HE USE A RBBER KEYBOARD WHICH IS EXTREMELY SUCKS ESPECIALLY THE SPACE BUTTON. NEVER EVER BUY THE RUBBER KEYBOARD EVEN YOU CAN WASH ITBT IT REALLY SUCK!

btw, since there is cold war goig along, lets talk some weird stuff

here, i found a new stuff to collect, anime or manga or game character weapon. just like naruto kunai, rukia (bleach) white samurai, and a lot more. of course i want the original replica which mean same size (made from steel of course and unfortunately cannot use the same ingrediets like in anime cuz they use weird ingridients like inuyasha sword for example or final fantasy imba sword) and a real blade where you can use to cut people head (sharp leh!) but it's extremely cool. unfortunaty the price can't be compremised. all stuff around US$ 40 to US$50 some sword can cost more than that even reach S$200 what the hell! So i can't afford it, too expensive. Sometimes i think its quite fn to have one unless you use chopped someone head. In fact this kind of sword pretty famous. But yeah! there are a lot of anime character stuff for sale.

But, if you're the type that blows entire paychecks on swords then you never use, then you're going to look like an idiot holding it in public no matter what, so you might as well blow the money on a cool game collectible (like gundam, transformer, fossil, ebay CGC comic, lego etc). And if you're a kid with emotional problems, and plan on pulling a Columbine, please don't use these weapons for your killing spree. The underground gamers' network can contaminate crime scenes with Marilyn Manson CDs and point fingers without much effort, but if you cut off some bully's head with a fucking keyblade (sword from kindom hearts game), well that's going to take some more effort in fact it take extremely lot of effort. note: keyblade, it can defeat other character, but for real its pretty hard to chop people head with ot making their head swollenn.

in games sometimes its pretty fun to swing your samurai or even your kunai araound (maybe with some shuriken flying around) and even with a dull sword you can slash a monster.

i will give you link to the sword replica, they all seem to come in steel, so they should be pretty durable. I wouldn't be surprised if they all turn out to be like the Giant's Knife though,if you going to buy them, I wouldn't suggest swinging them around too much . It's only a matter of time until someone kills their friends with the Advent Children sword due to blades coming unhinged. Which weapon would you want the most? I always thought the keyblade quite unique.

http://www.trueswords.com/rukia-sword-white-samurai-replica-long-ribbon-p-3578.html
pretty cool huh? but for me, the price is too .......

http://www.myimportstore.com/viewProduct_ID_Naruto-Kunai.htm
what the fuck,a 1 kunai n 1 shriken cost you US$19.15

there is lot more link just browse by yourself. But i think after i work sure i will buy one... since pretty cool and can use as a weapo somemore,maybe a few swig to cut some bamboo, unfortunately i won't recomend any sword from final fantasy blade since its freakin big

kk

Monday 5 May 2008

let's complain!

WARNING: THIS STUFF WRITTEN IN A BAD BAD ENGLISH! THERE IS ALWAYS A WRONG TENSES OR ANYTHING OVER THERE, IF U FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT, DO NOT READ IT , BECAUSE THE AUTHOR USE A VERY VERY BASIC CONCEPT OF COMUNICATION, THAT IS “READER UNDERSTAND THE IDEA THAT THE WRITER WANT TO TELL” THE AUTHOR NEVER WANT TO RECEIVE A COMMENT ABOUT ENGLISH PROBLEMIF U AGREE, THEN CONTINUE TO READ IT, IF U DISAGREE JUST CLOSE THE WINDOWS.




Hmmm…. Let’s complain about something! First of all, my friend has a blog and the title is ***** and ***** (with some wrong spelling and later he correct it) maybe next time someone must have a blog with title Da Vinci Code or maybe Deception Point or even Digital Fortress or maybe my friend will make other blog with one from that title. The thing that I make me laugh is when he wrote that his 1st GF change his life and he won’t forget and of course he haven’t forget how his 1st GF or so called 1st kazekage (since I love naruto, so let’s use kazekage instead of GF and hokage is for someone list of GF that we know) left him terribly and of course…. About the little secret, I think not only him and 1st kazekage now, but I think he told me before… that happen in class room and ….. ok, cut it out! Because he told me! Ok my dear reader! But I’m not sure is that his little secret or not, since he told me do not tell anybody (therefore I assume it as a secret). But I don’t know is he boasting or not that time… must confirm 1st! is it a imagination r a fact. But how come he didn’t introduce the 2nd kazekage yeah, he never want to talk much about her, and his 3rd kazekage he talks so much about her… haiz….and at last he ……. Wow I miss that time, the single time of my friend.. but how come he didn’t inttoduce 2nd and 3rd kazekage… suddenly pop up to 4th kazekage. He not even introduce someone that almost become 4th kazekage but got some friction so…..
Anyone please, I won’t play with name, whoever you think just treat him as a normal people please (what lah?). Ok, hopefully the guy that you know that is the same with the guy that I mean. If the guy read this I never mean it, you know I have a lot of friend and maybe 1 of my friend share the same experience with you, so that just happen accidentally
See! Good people never offense anyone!

PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE

Let’s change the topic and the topic above let’s assume it you never read it (since I close it with peace word). If anyone keep think about that is up to you, I old you not to think about it anymore! I do not want to do what I suggest then later do not say bad2 about me ok! Or even blame me!

Ok, let’s complain about government.
My topic this time is about one country government so called IndonesHiaha (so it’s not my country but just like my country Indonesia if I talk about my country later the reader would think I’m a traitor and someone can catch me! So let’s talk about this imaginative counry, IndonesHiaha). The Government have a program so called KB or Keluarga Berencana, in English, Family that have Plan for live (my English suck and what it mean is just like that) oh ya! This country program just like my country program and hopefully the case that I want to discuss is same with case from Indonesia, but I do “not” know what happen in Indonesia!
Ok, let me explain about this program background.
KB or keluarga berencana is the program that the IndonesHiaha government use to reduce the growth of the country population, by let every family only have 2 child so they can control and rise the child in full care and quality, because if you have too many child (like 8 maybe 10 or 5) of course you can’t afford to let them all to enter the school or even rise them and you must know that approx 60% of the country population is a poor and stupid people. And imagine the stupid breed happily! It will deliver the country to the downfall and make me happy! In fact I really happy that this program cannot work so more stupid people around me but sometimes they just too stupid and make me sick of them. So by having less child the government can support easily each family with extremely less protein high food and make the stupid brain grow better a bit and since they keep breed happily then make the protein food that supplied by the government become less effective. E.g: 0.5 kg of tofu is give to each family for supply for 3 month, it’s extremely few ok! Then, it must shared for 2 people (the family have 2 child) or maybe 4 people (if the parent want to eat too) it become less extremely few tofu. Later! Come if the family is breed happily then have 5 children, they 0.5 kg tofu must shared for 7 or 5 people and make the stock become super duper really extremely super really freakin few! So this program just make sure the citizen of IndonesHiaha grow smarter really a bit. Ok, then hope you reader get the small explanation of the background.

Then let’s come to the complain part! The government ask them to stop breed happily, so at night they have no more entertainment, watch tv can’t bring village people happy enough because got a lot of family that can’t afford to buy the TV. The government ask them to thow away their only entertainment but the government never ever give the solution or the substitute for their entertainment, then who want to throw the breed happily culture without any substitution (just like ask you to resign your current job without a substitution). What government suppose to do? Of course build the village, give some touch to the village, give some public event to the village, maybe night entertainment like pasar malam (night market), or night cinema on the field etc. so later they become tired and lazy to breed. Now, what government do is ask them to stop breed, then the villager with a full stamina at night and have nothing to do and ask them to sleep peacefully with a sweet lullaby, of course cannot! And in result they goin to breed to finish or throw away their stamina later they become tired then sleep peacefully.

Oh ya! Someone must say, why not they use condom? Of course they can’t!
1st is from economic condition, they don’t have enough money to buy condom because condom is not cheap! If they buy condom later the family eat what? Stone? Sand?
2nd they won’t spent money (if they can afford it) to buy condom because its really a waste! (waste for them not waste for us, see they too supid too calculate the cost of a child compare to cost of condom) Only can use it once then throw, and use condom is uncomfortable (few people say so). I think it’s a enough reason for government to give some touch of modernism to the village.

See if they won’t breed happily, (means for me, less happiness because the stupid grow smarter) then the government program to make the villagers smarter can be improve a bit.

So, if the government keep saying that this program is a failure, the government must not blame the villagers instead of blame the villagers, they must blame themselves!

Another problem in the IndonesHiaha country is the government keep campaign to buy a local farm product, This stupid government keep campaign this because they don’t know what their citizen do! The entire citizen tries their best to buy local product already, from rice to vegetables to meat to fish. I think the government is the one that keep using import product so they stupidly ask all the people buy the local product!
We can’t say we always buy the local product but we try our best to buy local product. How come if you want to eat Fuji Apple then you search for local product and you must know that this country is a freakin hot tropical country. Of course you must buy imported one, and sometimes the local product quiet lame like the quality not so good. But we tried to buy local product like local rice instead of Thailand rice (in fact quiet same), local fruit like watermelon, papaya, star fruit, mango, etc. But of course if want to eat Sunkist, cherry, plum, strawberry, you must buy import one. So the government must blame God why God didn’t let cherry grow in this country, and why God let low quality and extremely small strawberry (I almost think its for your pet monkey) to grow in this country. We try our best to buy the local farm product and the farmer still a poor farmer, then who to blame? Isn’t it the government is the one to blame?

Extra! The reason that we always buy chinese orange is chinese oranges are sweeter than local orange, and the local orange is small, sour, and … not as nice as Chinese orange. Who to blame? It is the government! Because they never provide orange farmer with a high quality orange seed, so the farmer can’t find any good quality orange seed. And of course the second to blame is the land and all nature factor.

Monday 28 April 2008

Komentar soal novel LASKAR PELANGI

OK, since all blog in english then let use my stupid country national language which I mastered the most to entertain some my friend…

KARYA SELANJUTNYA HANYALAH SEBUAH OPINI DAN PERBANDINGAN JADI JANGAN DIJADIKAN PELAJARAN…

OK, masalah yang akan dibahas adalah buku Laskar pelangi,
Ok ini adalah novel best seller dan cukup lucu dan cukup berat. Ya.. orang-orang bilangnya sih bagus, nah jadi gw gag ngerti apakah gw ang gag bias ngartiin ato tuh orang emank kebawa-bawa atau ikut-ikutan orang-orang sastra yang sok muji2 jadi biar nih orang2 yg gag ngerti apa2 juga bilank bagus biar bias sok nampang sok pinter sastra.. halah kencur lah, dia orang ngerti aja kagak tapi sok muji2 bagus…
Ok, gw juga gag ngerti kenapa orang bilang ni ovrl bagus, kasih inspirasi.., inspirasi udelmu! Ay, ngaku aja gw sih salah satu orang bego yang kemakan talk show Kick Andy, sebelonya ya.. gw tau Kick Andy itu acara talkshow yang lumayan hebat juga, memang itulah kenyataan daan gw juga tau kalo ni acara tuh sering bagi2 buku pas abis acara (nah ini mungkn bagian dari marketing si percetakan) jadi pas waktu itu gw nonton and pas yang diwawancara adalah Andrea Hirata si penulis buke Laskar Pelangi dan terus ada beberapa pengakuan yang jd audience TV bilank klo ni novel LASKAR PELANGI tuh bagus dan mengugah selera… Kentut! Terus ya… berhubung gw kira klo penulisnya aja bias diundang ke Kick Andy berarti mungkin bagus bukunya… hehhh… mana! Abis gw beli,, Kata2nya pake bahasa latin smua skalian show of kali si pengarang, terus! Nah berdasarkan dari tv critanya tuh ni novel ditulis berdasarkan kisah nyata dari si penulis, ok deh, percaya… pas awal2 dia cerita gw msih percaya, tapi lama2 koq daya imajinati si penulis makin tinggi and makin gag karuan, makin dahsayat boo khayalannya, jadi gw piker pinter juga dia campur antara khayalan dan fakta. Contohnya.. dia bilank skolahnya tuh skolah susah, skolah miskin, di gedung hamper bobrok.. tapi koq ujung2nya dia orang bias bikin grup band mini, pake acara ada gitar listrik daan electone segala! Akal sehat sekarang dipake! Duit aja gag ad, ke sekolah naek speda, skolah miskin gedung bocor2 eh punya duit bli band trus gitar listrik apalagi electone… dapet duit dari mana? Rampok apa, dia kira electone itu brapa….. haiz…. Memang daya imaginative yg tinggi, terus ad anak yang genius, genius mananya? Kentut! Anak SMP bisa bikin kapal apalah pake dynamo caicicu sgala, kecur! Mana bias! Klo mo boonk tuh kira2 ampun deh, tiko-tiko!
Klo mo ngomonk soal lagu, Cuma bias nulis Mozart:Haffner No. 35 in D, apa! Dari awal ampe abis, tuh novel klo ngomonk soal lagu classic ya Cuma ini yang kelur, mo show off tuh coba pake kata banyakkan dikit, jangan asal ceplos ampe2 dari awal ampe akhir Cuma 1 judul aja, nunjukkin tuh pengarangnya mo sok pinter, gag ada sumber yg bayak,…. Halah… gw juga heran bs best seller darimana… pada kemakan iklan sama ketipu kick Andy kale… haiz……edan dasar!

no title again! 3rd season

WARNING: THIS STUFF WRITTEN IN A BAD BAD ENGLISH! THERE IS ALWAYS A WRONG TENSES OR ANYTHING OVER THERE, IF U FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT, DO NOT READ IT , BECAUSE THE AUTHOR USE A VERY VERY BASIC CONCEPT OF COMUNICATION, THAT IS “READER UNDERSTAND THE IDEA THAT THE WRITER WANT TO TELL” THE AUTHOR NEVER WANT TO RECEIVE A COMMENT ABOUT ENGLISH PROBLEMIF U AGREE, THEN CONTINUE TO READ IT, IF U DISAGREE JUST CLOSE THE WINDOWS.


OK, before continue the listing with the Christian.

By the way, before I start, I heard a rumor that say something about my English then as the rule say, if you feel uncomfortable with my English who ask you to read, oh yeah since it’s my opinion so if you think the introduction for you is too bad and hope a better one (even he or her don’t want to admit it) too bad, it won’t happen because in my mind u just like that bad.. ok…. or whatever of course some people tell me that he/she feel bad because the introduction about him/her is too bad and end up they say some bad stuff about me, then whatever, I don’t care since they want to revenge or they say the truth, just up to them, they have their own opinion too about me. Wether they write it in emo state or in honest state, is up to them, different people have a different opinion. All of this, NO offense… peace man! wkwkwkwkkwkw

List continues with the Christian association or CF (Christian Fellowship) or church people or Jesus and his disciples or holy peoples (we called them) or heavenly beings, etc

12th, Pang Lih Jien a.k.a. (PLJ). He is CF boss (especially at the last semester) I think and very very active in CF very responsible and very good and nice and kind, patience, always want to hear people comment, always give a hope when you are hopeless (some imagination), always positive thinking, not arrogant, overall is a good guy, maybe Jesus gonna be. As you know, he is a CF boss. (Who lead the Christian? Jesus! And Jien is CF boss then Jien = Jesus with smaller disciples) very strict but loose to his girlfriend. Oh ya, I think he quite honest (sometimes) see no body is perfect. everything sure have some relation with God (this what Christian always do and I have no comment about this! People religion they trust and whatever they wanna do is up to them). I don’t think he is a P surfer and I never hope he become a P surfer but I hope he know how to F with few different position is enough. (see! Today lesson! P will teach you how to F properly). Ok, I never know he ever watch P or not but as I remember (maybe a wrong!) he ever told me that he never watch P and he don’t want to watch P. as WE know, he never watch P so… if or maybe he ever watch or try to “curi-curi” watch we don’t know and we don’t want to know and we never hope he ever do that. Why? Because I try him before when he come to gathering room (A-07-05-01 as I remember…maybe wrong) I try to open P and he run away.. hmm. That show he has a strong faith or whatever is that and he never want to watch that’s why I never hope that he gonna watch. Okay, but I hope he won’t try to watch after he married and when he want to F and he watch P that time to learn the position.. hmmm it’s gonna be funny but quite weird and… hahah you know he will do that or not, we never know But I NEVER HOPE HE DO THAT. Of course I hope he married and have a lot of child especially with his current GF (QWL) since they quite romantic during our exam period at the foyer there.. hehehe kiss2 here and kiss2 there but when we always act we never saw that. See! Good friend never want his friend feel uncomfortable. So, we let them continue with that even sometimes we go away or sit in other place, why? Because if he know we see them then they will stop because they feel uncomfortable.. so let them do that.
Ahhh… what a sweet memory. Hahaha.
See Jien is a good guy and always hope he will do the best for his girl friend. So end up he always listen to his girlfriend*…( “note”: before married is Ok but after married is not OK, why? Because end up you gonna be your wife’s slave or whatever as peoples know, live after married is not as sweet as live before married, so enjoy the live before you have a wife ,if you are non-Muslim, and if you are Muslim you can have up to four but with some situation and condition e.g. your 1st wife really agree that you gonna married again, like few Indonesian Muslim do and according to my nationality teacher they have more regulation to fulfill before you married and it’s quite hard to fulfill it).
Ok, Jien… a Mr. Chong beloved student and son and he is studying for doctor now and he want to become a doctor just like his father and his father-in-law gonna be. He study in IMU with his GF and stay in the same house but different room and I think they gonna have a lot of funny things happen over there. Ok enough with Jien.

13th, Nicole Quah Wei Ling. This one a Mary Magdalene gonna be (according to Da Vinci Code, Mary Magdalene mary with Jesus right?). Jien’s other half, his soul mate or whatever. One of lovey-dovey couple, the aggressive one (I think) in this relationship since jien too honest and too straight. She quite nice, kind, and sometimes fun… Mr. Kingsley beloved daughter (hahahha), since she quite often share her experience with this EXTREMELY “GREAT” TEACHER. Since I always sit with her in Physics practical (1 table consist of 4 peoples, me, Su, Nicole, Rin) When I do the practical with her, sometimes our result quite weird then I always ask her to change the result so at least we obtain a better graph since physics graph always a straight line (why? Because we always draw a gradient) and she is the one that don’t one to change, so end up our graph become a big failure because she say must be honest in experiment and the next time I force her to change the graph and she change and we take Su and Hor result as reference. Hahah and kingsly doesn’t know. Sweet….. She is the one that support Jien from behind like the pillar of Jien. Sometimes wear a same shirt with Su Anne, always invite Jien to stay at Perak and Jien of course go there and never said to us and try to keep it secret just like a couple elope to Perak but different, this one elope to parent house and end up we discovered it too with some spy of course. Ok much more about her but I can’t said it all.
Oh yeah she has a quite good writing and a good math note, so I often photocopy her math note sometimes her physics or chemistry even bio notes. This one no need to tell more about here, and no one can now more, later you will killed or cursed by Jien! Carefull!!!!! Do not play with fire!

14th Au Su Anne, ok This is the only human that I ever meet and I must really admit that she gonna become a very good wife! I really really sure about it. She can cook perfectly, can make a cookies, cake, etc and she love to do that she said as a hobbies, see a hobbies that a good wife always has. Hmmm, she is nice and kind, very patient, even when she mad, she won’t scowled you and you can hear from his smooth intonation that she is angry but you really need a full concentration and all your feeling and all your senses to know that. A perfect condition to become a mom! See, I’m sure she gonna be a perfect wife. Even Chee Leong ever want to “pikat” her but who knows suddenly she already has a boyfriend and usually from Taylor and make Chee Leong down. She quite tall and now she taking dentistry in IMU with Jien and Nicole and stay in the same unit with Jien and Nicole as this lovey-dovey couple guardian. So really! If you can become Su Anne BF sure, very lucky cause you gonna have a perfect wife and that gonna be a perferct mom. See she take dentistry (or medicine maybe, I’m not sure) so later if you or your child sick or toothache, no need go to doctor, got free one at home, sure always clean. Oh yeah she is a tidy girl and all her note also tidy nd neat so always borrow and copy from her. A really perfect wife gonna be! Trust me! So if you want to know more about her, go post at the comment there “I WANT TO KNOW AU SU ANNE!” then I will tell more about her to you and introduce her! But too sorry I don’t know her status now, wether in relationship or single. But sure not married.

15th John Ling, a manga freak, anime freak, novel freak, drama freak, freak of all.. at the point. Hmmm, ok, he is a nice and kind guy, super friendly and sometimes too friendly… often bankrupt cuase he over spent… poor john, He is manga king, just ask him about any manga, he have all of them, the lord of manga, the provider. Have a lot of movie, and thanks to him a can have a complete Avatar the Last Airbender movie.. hehehhe. And Thanks to him too I have a complete MAR (Marchen Awaken Romance) manga, and a complete Midori No Hibi… hahahah… this one sure a library for manga… thanks God he give me a link to read one piece and keep me up to date, that almost save my life and also make my life ruin, just like when the next day I have exam I must spent 20 minutes to read new one piece manga because I cannot resist it and the stupid msn group purposely send the notification e-mail to me… F***! Ok overall he is a very faithfull Christian and very active, but unfortunately I don’t think he can act since got one time when Jien bluff us to go to CF because he say got free Dinner (then all of this bastard diner club go to CF with a hungry stomach and end up we sit there join a mass and end up hungry like hell then we watch them (jien and john act in drama, and this john he suppose act with a serious face but end up he act with a happy face) and later when free meal come, wth, it’s only a sandwich and few cake and cookies and so many ppl that make us quite shame to take a lot!!! Haizzzz….. I think John now in HELP college and he want to become psychiatry, since he want to take psychology, c’mon john you must train to be serious and not always joke, oh yeah this guy like to tell a joke and almost 98% when I meet hem he always smiling and laughing. But I hope he still want to take psychology or maybe he has change, ok whatever… but sure he is a nice guy, he like someone in CF that the lovey-dovey holy couple tell us, and john don’t want to admit it because he too shy… hahhaha ok, stop now…

16th Ian NG, hah!!!!! This one is a Siburian, since I’m an Indonesian (hard to admit it!) so I don’t know what is Siburian and this guy go to describe the siburian nd overall maybe just like barbarian! (especially if he tell you the story that happen on his AirAsia plane when he fly to Sibu). The one that I know from siburian is kia su (afraid to lose), too brave, not afraid to die, can cross road without a worry, just like this Ian do, he can cross a road without worry and just “chiong” or run away across the road make the car horn him and “cao” away after that.. Oh ya, almost forget, he is my 1st friend in a level, and I know him during orientation. He is a smart ass, and nice and funny guy. Quite friendly. Always have a joke and “almost funny” quiz. Before have a girlfriend in Singapore and he love her so much and when break up he become zombie and almost stress and always down. *life lesson! “do not love your girlfriend very-very much! And do not give her any expensive stuff before you engage or married”. But thanks to JJ (Jesus Jien) he alive again since JJ blow some spirit of live again to him..... and here he now, alive and nor mal again…..

Oh, before I close it lets run to few peoples that make my a-level class become more colorfull especially S1 class…. Of course I can’t introduce them all, if I do maybe will end up as a book
Yumni the fat-fat one
Jasmine a manga freak,
The three musketeer : crystal Tan , Cheng Yun-yun, wendy Ng Hui Wen
Sithania Mohan (I hope I spell the name correctly) the nice, kind, feminine girl
Huma Rashid the almighty puma!!! (no offense!)
Farmeena Khan (Shahrukh khan relatives) the crazy one (tall2 and always sit in front and an optimist)
Aimi the rich girl (richest in our class)
Nurliana a.k.a.Liana the front seater because if she sit behind later blocked by all class log
Sharifah Sofia the holy muslim girl (the prettiest Malay in our class)
Luke the class skipper
Kokilav the coca cola
Praveena the QOP
Oh yeah, this one is from S2 class, and I won’t miss it! They are
SI DA TIAN WANG A.K.A FOUR BIG SKY KING
This one is an ass kisser that cause physics extra class.. no offense so, don’t mention the name!

Next blog, come the India party, Romesih and pal… (gobi, dheena, and Elijah)

Friday 11 April 2008

no title again! 2nd season

Continue!!! From “No Title Again!”

Yeah, lest continue the listing!

Before we continue to the 2nd section Christian party and 3rd section, the India party, let me continue this few monkeys.

8th, Loh Woan Wei, hmmm a.k.a. one way (eng), jalan sehala (malay), satu arah (indo), tan sien lu (chn), einen weg / einen ausweg (german), ce lo (hokkian), etc. Yeah this girl read too much book then let the book change her mind and sure, she cannot lie, too honest, a bit talkative, too nice, sure she won’t do bad thing to you like stab you from behind, a Japan freak, her mind cannot bend here bend there (not a picik/licik mind) must stright2 one overall like a said before she can’t lie then never ever “pakat” with her to tell a lie, sure failed one then the best thing is bluff her along with the people that you want to bluff (no more choice!). always support stuff like honesty, trusty, etc, make her like an old thinker, someone say sometimes she is annoying (other people opinion! Notme! Remember I’m a good person never say such thing!) haha. But, she really very vey nice and kind girl that you WON’T find anyone like her in this world. Too nice and too kind even sometimes make you feel bad after debate with her. Or after you bluff or even scowled her, make you feel like you are a bad bad person (my opinion and supported by other people opinion). Sum of all, she is a normal girl. Hmm short-short white white, long hair, like to act cute, like to show her peace pose, like to say “ETO”, I don’t know what this mean but for sure, it’s a Japanese word. Ok. She online everyday! Hate a back word like “fuck” etc. called his BF stupid pig before. Hahahaha, J is her boyfriend… this is complicated relationship I told ya before. She super duper hate porn! Can play keyboard and can sing Japanese song very well (she memorize it quite well!) amazing. Enough with her.

9th, Kim Hwi Gon, Yeah this guy so called David Kim. David his English name and he prefer to be called David, Kim or David usually I call him and Hwi Gon usually his Korean friends calls him. I think he have some relation with Kim Jae Woon just like Justin Liew Sun Jiat and Anderson Liew Sun Wang. Haiz, this Korean are the most craziest Korean that I know. This guy teach me how to bubble using my tongue. Hmm, quite fun actually (you can produce bubble without any apparatus). We have a quite sweet memory, he very nice, kind, good, quite Korean look. Yeah, the best memory is when we go to Pangkor Island. When Chee Leong naked in his room this gayass always want to show off his penis and all of us reject it of course (I think Yan Heng is the only one who ever saw his penis although in front of us he always pretend don’t want to see. But, as I say before, they have a “special” relation ok!). When we go to Pangkor, we since our schedule quite pack then we plan to take bath together but end up all people want to wash their sacred penis and no one want to see their friend’s penis and no one want to show their penis to their friend except this Korean and Chee LeongĂ  that time Chee Leong didn’t join us to this trip, so end up we took a bath one by one but with an express way (means no TFK!). ok, at the last night we quite run out of time and end up we took a bath together, I still kept my underwear then this moron suddenly open his underwear and omg, I have seen my own little brother quite enough and I don’t want to see other people penis. And omg! Arghhh! Ok, this guy is one of a smart ass, have cute ex-girlfriend, always teach my Math, and have a pretty Korean sister. ( His sister is the first Korean Girl that I talk to). He always eat a lot, I think he need a lot of energy since he quite active (KL-Sunway everyday ok!) Oh yeah, this guy is a pro at basketball and Malaysia Korean church guitarist. Quite good right? Who want? Currently single! Just register yourself by post a comment written (I WANT DAVID KIM HWI GON) then after that on the next line, write your name, gender, age, date of birth (DoB), location, race, height, weight, and status. Easy isn’t it? He is a bookworm and chemistry freak, Dota pro, always smile and laugh, never get angry, and have a snormal size penis. Hahahha. Girl, you won’t know how long is the normal penis! He quite ok with porn, got oso ok, dun have oso ok. Huh! He is a church goers too. By the way, he really-really have a Korean look.

10th, Cheok Rin Peen. Haiz, this is a crazy girl. Free Thinker! Self concerned! Fun girl! Nice and kind, short and curly hair. I think she gonna be a club goers hopefully won’t become a party animal. She always tells when there is a hot girl around and the one that always say I am a p freak, in fact I’m not! Hmm, a good girl overall, hmm she often become my physics lab team-mate, She can dance quite well and sure she can come to club and become one of the great dancer. She has a proportional body you know! And if she can drink quite well she will super qualify to become a club goers. Hmmm….. sometimes she is the one that I always ask for some secret stuff and teach me all about that. A great teacher you know! Currently in Melbourne. I think she going to be wild over there! Very talkative and fun to chat with… ok enough for now oh ya, sure she gonna be WILD sometimes! Oh ya, she often wears a tank top! Active girl! And she quite interested (sometimes) in P stuff.

11th, Amanda Khoo, hmmm sure a white myvi owner, 1st time we thought she is a club goers and who knows she isn’t. yeah, we don’t know wether she like joo hor or not. But for now, she is the one and our only hope to become joo hor’s savior. Since this moron (Hor) never ever have a girl friend… hmm oh ya! Hor almost have one before so called Linda Tan and when Hor want to confess she already taken by someone.. poor joo hor! Sure he will say “F U Kevin” and He won’t admit it! Hahahaha. Jiang told me. Hoho! Then Amanda.. plz save joo hor before he become pc lover and fuck USB port…. Hopefully this Amanda can become like Linda in Hor’s eyes. Amanda is a nice and kind girl. Good, she is a Catholic but I never meet me at the church although we go to the same church. Why? (Because I only go to church twice a year!) Amanda! Hmm quite suit for joo hor so she can help us to save him (give hor some fashion, etc). She quite a responsible girl and a doctor to be (just like hor). But I not sure whether she like hor or not but she is the only girl than hor like to talk to and hor very close with. You know when I chat with her using hor’s msn account and I wrote “chiuz!” . Joo Hor scowled me! Wow!

To Be continue….
Coming up next, the christian and the india, etc

SIN Jiang open application! features n warning...

Oh ya! Since there is a request to talk more about Tan Sin Jiang, then I will write it for you reader!
Tan Sin Jian she quite pretty, short hair, cute, a prince, dangerous.
Leave Sin Jiang alone! If you ever make her cry (although it’s a mission impossible) or ever make her angry! (very possible!) you better run for your life (I don’t think you can run from her)because SHE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS! So, remember that!
But although she quite danger, a lot of guy attracted to her y know! As I said before! Cute and pretty. She is “fisherwoman” gonna be. Hahaha.. Not too tall, not to short! Just normal. A shopper! Just perfect except….. (no comment) So if you want to know more about her or want to have a contact with her just write on the comment:
I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT SIN JIANG THEREFORE I KNOW ALL THE CONSEQUENCES AND THE RISK THAT I GONNA FACE.
Name:
Age;
Sex:
Status:
DoB:
Location:
Photo:

Before you proceed by this application I will o some selection 1st because what she want is a perfect one!

Ok that’s all.
Oh ya, since I have headache n sore throat so I don’t think I will write any blog for this few days or even a week.

Wednesday 9 April 2008

no title again!

WARNING: THIS STUFF WRITTEN IN A BAD BAD ENGLISH! THERE IS ALWAYS A WRONG TENSES OR ANYTHING OVER THERE, IF U FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT, DO NOT READ IT , BECAUSE THE AUTHOR USE A VERY VERY BASIC CONCEPT OF COMUNICATION, THAT IS “READER UNDERSTAND THE IDEA THAT THE WRITER WANT TO TELL” THE AUTHOR NEVER WANT TO RECEIVE A COMMENT ABOUT ENGLISH PROBLEM
IF U AGREE, THEN CONTINUE TO READ IT, IF U DISAGREE JUST CLOSE THE WINDOWS.


People behind the bLog…

Ok here got some my friends that stay in different country where we separated by sea and whatever…..

Enough for the stupid intro
To the point!
Peoples who inspire me.
Haiz…. Must say n explain them 1 by 1.
Oh, before I start, let me tell you the background story. This peoples is consist of a lot of human beings. But the founder are the 4 gay ass guy that always go to stupid diner where sometimes can be romantic or candle night but see, you come there with 3 male, very very sad isn’t it. That place so called Medan or at nigh the place is monopoly by 1 restaurant, Hock Kee Restaurant. This place sell a quite cheap food, so when you want to save money, just come to this place and eat! Normal price RM 5 and if you want extra rice it will become RM 5.50 where you can get so many many many many rice. Hmm if you done a bit calculation, it really save your money where by 50 cent you can get more rice oh ya, but make sure you order fried rie or fried mee hon or friend kwetiaw, if you order a white rice and some dishes, please DO NOT order for extra rice, later it will end up even worse (You eat a white rice because your dishes are finish unless) quite sad huh? Ok, this place offer a various kind of music genre. You can here a western pop mostly include westlife, etc and sometimes Chinese pop, and sometimes house music, and the worse one, sometimes the Thai Fuckin song or whatever language is that, I’m sure it isn’t mandarin, English, hokian, canton, tio ciu, etc so sure a thai since another 3 boring man say so. But this place sure will become one of our sweet memories, the topic during diner, sometimes we talk about our stupid subject, ass hole lecture, gossip, our friend’s magic aura, new **** that where you can find in xsocam or maybe after we watch we discussed about it, new movie, new manga, new anime, new hentai, discussed about homework, planned about KL trip, planned TGV and pyramid trip, plan evil place trip, discussed about girls that we know, discussed about guys that we know, discussed about Malaysia economic and politic (usually start by CL and J will give some short supportive idea then CYH that freak with Mahathir will talk about his lovely ex-prime minister and so on). How we end our conversation? When everyone finish their food, then the discussion will automatically come to the end. Usually the dinner discussion is start by Fuck word.Oh ya! The most important thing, Our memorable restaurant is closed. I think because its own implosion, 1st time you can see one fat-fat nice auntie with 1 uncle name William, the this auntie “kena” fired and substitute by an SM maid, then later this William also “kena” fired then substitute by a super-super stupid moron SM. The one that never change is the cashier pregnant auntie.


Other place to eat is Ja’afar mamak, where when one of us almost bankrupt or when we want to save some money, This is the only place where you can find super-super cheap food only 80 cent per dish, so I think the India guy over there sure will memorize our face. No one gonna come to the cashier and pay RM 1.60 or RM 2.40 then walk back home happily.

Another place, Orange, this place we quite hate to come because the servants are extremely stupid and we even say Medan servant is better. If come to this place to dinner sure the topic of our conversation become “How come a stupid-stupid person can exist in this world and they can’t extinct” or “What evolution have done to create SM” *SM is what we called the servant. You guys know right? Too much story to tell till I lazy to recall it one by one.

OK, back to main idea. People behind this stuff

1st, me!……………………….. (just imagine me and fill the dot-dot-dot stuff by yourself). Oh ya, sure the stuff that will into all of yours mind is this guys talk with a really-really broken English.

2nd, Yan Heng, this guy is the only guy that I ever meet that won’t survive without girl, doesn’t mean he is a playboy, he quite nice and kind. He sure always have a target to chase (that time he still single but now… wow, he has a girlfriend!) my other friends say he is a feeder in DOTA. I didn’t play DOTA so I don’t understand what they mean. But he seems quite piss off when they say him. He is kind, nice, loyal, funny, talkative, P surfer, facebookers, hentaiers, etc. he sure cursing me by now! But we have quite a memorable time. He quite good at managing something, very responsibly, so girls if you later “bum” with him and pregnant, don’t worry he will marry you!), Doctor freaker, and of course he is Ipoh kia. Have a lot of experience in relationship, but sure he is a good teacher in this stuff! Oh ya, some of them say he sohai, but I don’t think so. (see I’m good guy right!)

3rd, Chee Leong, this guy is a son of a teacher (haha not son of a *****. Teacher ok! Teacher!) so since he is son of a teacher sure he quite smart. Very funny, basketball player, thin-thin tall, like to act cool, hentaiers, P surfer, online game freaker, rascist, another crazy ass, always bring mp3 to whenever he go, just like mp3 is his wive, aways stript in the room that’s why I always say he sure have some special relationship with his roommate (CYH) during a night time, and never have a girlfriend.. a virgin huh! I don’t know wheteher he has that kin of feeling or not, but for sure he quite attracted to P***. Oh ya, he sure can draw manga quite well. Oh ya, he also like to play guitar even he isn’t a pro. A mosquito for J n 1way.

4th, J Liew, this is the cousin of my dear friend and his lovely cousin LSWang. Yup, he is the guitar fucker, gonna fuck for guitar for his entire live and if there is no girl in this woral as long as there is a guitar I think he can fuck it. If Marty Friedman want to find a gay mate he will sacrifice his body n soul and become a gay I think. Short-short long hair. But somehow he manage to have a girl friend. Funny huh? If you see how their realation go on, it’s super2 weird relationship that will make you confuse. Their romance start by teaching guitar lesson he teach 1way (girls name) and later become a lover and end up become the lovey-dovey and all the lesson also stop. Sure he is a heavy heantaiers, transformer freak, P surfer, Japan lover, quite arrogant, but sure his guitar skill is really amazing. Oh ya, if there is anyone he want to fuck other than his guitar is Erika Sawajiri in high school uniform or in nurse uniform.

The next one! They are a 3 musketeers, The Tans. The children of kota Bharu JP and bird nest tycoon.
5th Tan Joo Hor, Manga and game freaker, anime lover, NOT a HEANTAIRS, pure n virgin mind, a smart ass, and the only guys that I ever meet that I think maybe he will fuck USB port later. No intention and no interest for female. Haiz weird, but he has a big interest for anime character. Sometimes the big breast one like Matsumoto from Bleach. But I’m sure that he has no interest for porn and all stuff, poor JH must fuck a USB port, He is nice, loyal, funny, crazy, very kind. Hmmmm maybe he super trauma because his 1st porn is dog vs human. Poor thing. He usually become a DOTA captain and sure if one of his nakama do stupid thing (usually he always say feeding is stpid) he will schowled u like hell. Hmm quite scary…. But I hope he can find his soul mate in CC, hope he won’t fuck USB port. Oh ya, he never TFK

6th, the scary and mighty Tan Sin Jiang. I can’t say a lot of thing, if not later she will kill me. The one that I can say is, she like to compete with other people about some beauty stuff, and she care about her skin and bought a lot of skin care stuff. A princess maybe. Ok, I can’t say too much. The thing that you must remember is! DON’T MESS WITH HER OR SHE WILL KILL YOU FOR SURE OR MAKE YOU TO SUFFER TILL YOU DIE. A future Malaysia mafia leader ok!

7th, Tan Joo Khong, wow this guy must be perferct, the only perfect guy that I ever meet. Rich, Handsome, Smart, Got muscle, Masculine, etc. just everything girls want for a perfect guy. Nice, kind, etc… overall is perfect.

There are many more but I’ll explain in the next post!

To Be continued……